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What The Hell Was Timer Supposed To Be?
psa If you were a kid in the 80's then you will have a vague recollection of Timer, the creepy yellow thing that popped up on all of those "Time for Timer" PSA's during your Saturday morning cartoons.
Timer'd nag you about the benefits of breakfast:
harp on the proper way to brush your teeth:
bitch at you about eating healthy:
show you how to make bootleg popsickles:
and push cheese like he was a crack dealer:
Jumpin' Jack Flash that dude was disturbing! Honestly, is this thing what you want your child trusting?
He looks like he spends his spare time chaining hookers up to the hot water heater in his basement.
Timer'd nag you about the benefits of breakfast:
harp on the proper way to brush your teeth:
bitch at you about eating healthy:
show you how to make bootleg popsickles:
and push cheese like he was a crack dealer:
Jumpin' Jack Flash that dude was disturbing! Honestly, is this thing what you want your child trusting?
He looks like he spends his spare time chaining hookers up to the hot water heater in his basement.
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