Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

'Lo all those years ago when pop was the shiznit and boy bands and warbling lolitas were crawling out from under every rock in the country one thing we all took for granted...Britney Spears was the good girl and Christina Aguilera was the shameless floozy.
Britney was the head cheerleader and Christina was the slutty girl who smoked Marlboro's and gave handjobs under the bleachers like they were hugs. Flash forward a few years and look what happens!




Christina is all glammed up and looking like a million bucks while Britney is knocked up by some deadbeat dad trailer park reject.

The moral of this story? That slutty chick from high school could turn out to be a catch by the time she reaches adulthood and the goody-goody girl voted most likely to do all sorts of great junk could turn out to be a skank.