#5 - Jennifer Garner almost taking a spill as she walked out to present an award
This would have ranked higher if she actually hit the deck.
#4 - Lauren Bacall going through the early stages of alzheimer's while trying to read off the teleprompter
It was sad but fascinating like watching a train wreck. Bacall does look pretty good for being older than the steam engine though.
#3 - The Swiftboating of the Best Actress nominees
Especially liked the Dame Judi Dench part.
#2 - Dolly Parton's hillbilly hoedown performance
The big jugs, the southern twang, the face like The Joker...Dolly is a national treasure.
And the winner of the night:
#1 - Three 6 Mafia's performance and acceptance speech
Everything about this was just too surreal. From the Bob Fosse influenced pimps&hoes dance number to Taraji Henson singing so awfully in her junior high prom dress to the fact that the lead pimp dancer was played by the guy from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo...it was a masterpiece of nonsense. And then they gave an acceptance speech like they were at the SOURCE Awards instead of the Oscars.
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