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The girl I'm dating constantly brings up her ex in conversation. How can I get her to focus on the present?
You got to tap it so good that she falls asleep. If she doesn't fall asleep afterwards, you have no chance. Rock it to sleep, baby. My test is that I'll pop in a movie, but first get her down. If she can watch the movie afterward, I didn't do it right
I'm a woman and I suspect that my male friend has a crush on me. How do I deal with this?
Every guy who's a friend with a girl wants to bone her. Unless it's the gay guy friend. If a guy is friends with a girl and the girl ever wants to test it and say, "Let's sleep together," 100% of the time the guy will go for it.
My new girlfriend is coming over for the first time. What '90s movie should I rent to ensure that I get laid?
The girls I tend to go for like The Crow. The romantic story, the tragic love story. They were going to get married. They were brutally assaulted. She ended up dying. He ended up dying, but his ghost couldn't rest. He went back and set the wrong things right. Fighting for justice and love and in the end he's still dead, so it's that sad, sad love story. There weren't a lot of good humping movies in the '90s. What about Sliver? Sliver is good. My girlfirend and I are going to watch Sliver and bone tonight. We're going to tear it up. You're going to hear bones crack.
What advice would you give me if I decide to start sleeping with someone I work with?
Unless you're going to marry and have kids with him, things are eventually and inevitably going to hit a standstill. Let's say someone new comes along and you want to hook up with him. Now this person is going to be jealous and it's going to cause discomfort. I say hook up with temps.
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