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Tacky Tempest In A Tangy Teapot
pedophile Once upon a time there was a fella named Chris Stokes. Chris had a dream...he dreamt of dancing & singing teenaged black boys. He had this dream all the time. All. The. Time.
So being the enterprising young lad with a sexual fetish and mucho time on his hands that he was Chris made his dream come true. Twice.
First he gathered three little boys together, with Roger from SISTER/SISTER, (y'know that show starring the two annoying twins with Jackee and Venus Flytrap as their parents) in the lead and created the almost modestly successful R&B group IMMATURE. But alas the boys of Immature were quickly becoming young men and Chris had to once again search for a new crop of dancing/singing boys, preferably ones without pubic hair.
Amazingly Chris found five more little boys and created the even more successful black boy band B2K. B2K was basically the black N'SYNC and much like N'SYNC one of the groups members stood out more than the other and being the enterprising young lad with a sexual fetish, mucho time on his hands, a production deal and a fledgling career as a B-movie director (Chris is the genius behind YOU GOT SERVED after all), Chris knew that he could make more money if he only had to pay one hairless dancing teenager so he dissolved B2K and put all of his efforts into promoting the star of the group, Omarion.
Fast forward a few years and just in time for Christmas 2007, two former protege's of Chris' (members of Immature and B2K respectively - Ricky Romance and Raz B, who also happen to be brothers who also happen to be related to Stokes in some shape or form) go public with accusations of sex orgies, molestation and rape against poor Mr. Stokes.
Then in a whirlwind of denials, more accusations, rumors, and other assorted nonsense, the entire sordid mess comes to an abrupt end when our pal Chris and his two accusers enjoy a very friendly (and very public) dinner/photo-op to finally end all of this horrible business. I'm sure payoffs, record deals and blowjobs were worked out later on at a more private location
So in about two and half weeks time a scandal in the world of marginally talented, moderately successful, extra zesty R&B came to very anticlimactic climax.
My reasons for sharing all of this useless information? The most important reason of all! Because this weak ass scandal produced two of the greatest pieces of media in the history of the world:
The shit-tastic video for the solo debut single of allegedly ass-raped teenybopper Raz B:
And this phone call from an alleged family friend of the alleged child molester and molestees for some internet radio show:
Click HERE if player doesn't work.
So being the enterprising young lad with a sexual fetish and mucho time on his hands that he was Chris made his dream come true. Twice.
First he gathered three little boys together, with Roger from SISTER/SISTER, (y'know that show starring the two annoying twins with Jackee and Venus Flytrap as their parents) in the lead and created the almost modestly successful R&B group IMMATURE. But alas the boys of Immature were quickly becoming young men and Chris had to once again search for a new crop of dancing/singing boys, preferably ones without pubic hair.
Amazingly Chris found five more little boys and created the even more successful black boy band B2K. B2K was basically the black N'SYNC and much like N'SYNC one of the groups members stood out more than the other and being the enterprising young lad with a sexual fetish, mucho time on his hands, a production deal and a fledgling career as a B-movie director (Chris is the genius behind YOU GOT SERVED after all), Chris knew that he could make more money if he only had to pay one hairless dancing teenager so he dissolved B2K and put all of his efforts into promoting the star of the group, Omarion.
Fast forward a few years and just in time for Christmas 2007, two former protege's of Chris' (members of Immature and B2K respectively - Ricky Romance and Raz B, who also happen to be brothers who also happen to be related to Stokes in some shape or form) go public with accusations of sex orgies, molestation and rape against poor Mr. Stokes.
Then in a whirlwind of denials, more accusations, rumors, and other assorted nonsense, the entire sordid mess comes to an abrupt end when our pal Chris and his two accusers enjoy a very friendly (and very public) dinner/photo-op to finally end all of this horrible business. I'm sure payoffs, record deals and blowjobs were worked out later on at a more private location
So in about two and half weeks time a scandal in the world of marginally talented, moderately successful, extra zesty R&B came to very anticlimactic climax.
My reasons for sharing all of this useless information? The most important reason of all! Because this weak ass scandal produced two of the greatest pieces of media in the history of the world:
The shit-tastic video for the solo debut single of allegedly ass-raped teenybopper Raz B:
And this phone call from an alleged family friend of the alleged child molester and molestees for some internet radio show:
Click HERE if player doesn't work.
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