Cunnilingus And Psychiatry Brought Us To This

Who knew!?!?! According to Wonkette Craig is not only into furry dudes but he's a top to boot! For some reason I had him pegged as a power-bottom.
Well according to David Phillips, 2006 Metro Weekly Magazine Coverboy of the Year (I did not just make that up either!), he was on the receiving end of Larry Craig's steaming hot Idaho baked potato.
Here is just a taste of his sordid tale of man on man love:

“When we got to what reminded me of a rarely used guest room, he stripped me down, and the man’s hands and mouth were all over me. He kept his pants on, though, while laying me back on the bed to suck my cock. Then, he stripped naked and asked me to suck him. I complied for a while, then he disappeared and returned with lube and a condom to fuck me me with. It was a clumsy and unremarkable fuck, except that I wasn’t clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything. Still, he blew his load, ripped the dirty condom off and ordered me to get dressed without wiping myself. He hurried me to the back door, again ranting, ‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?’”

Mr. Phillips’ next claim is startling, indeed: “On the way back through with shit all in my briefs and feeling totally humiliated I let my eyes wander and saw on a table a small envelope, like one from a gift or a floral arrangement, with ‘Suzanne Craig’ neatly written on it. This memory,” Phillips insists, “I noted about three hours after hearing Craig’s voice again, the night before I saw a current picture of him and a good day before I heard of his wife in the news. ‘That’s who’s going to fuck me up if she finds out,’ I thought. As he reached for the door, he took a $20 bill from his wallet, shoved in my front pocket, adding ‘Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over. You were never here. Don’t try to come back here. You don’t know me."

Sweet Jebus that is one nasty ass story!
If you were into impromptu butt-sex wouldn't you try and keep your ass as clean as possible? Maybe carry some baby wipes with you at all times or something. And how disgusting must Larry Craig be to gleefully plow into swamp ass? He should be kicked out of office just for his appalling disregard for good hygiene.