Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

The head of the Galactic Confederation solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet) by mass implanting.

He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb
on the principal volcanoes and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones tom Las Palmas and there "packaged."

His name was Xenu. He used renegades.
Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. were placed in the implants.

When through with his crime Loyal Officers captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is.

"They" are gone. The place has since been a desert.



And from these humble beginnings it became possible for Operating Thetan Level 7 Tom Cruise to overcome the righteous might of The Oprah.