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Review On A Blog: I Now Pronounce You A Horrible Movie
movie reviewI NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY
The Good:
Jessica Biel is really hot. I mean blazing like the sun hot. Her uncontrollable hotness is the only worthwhile thing about this rancid movie. For anyone thinking about paying to see this dreck let me perform a public service and give you the best part of the film:
The Bad:
How this movie took a really funny guy like Kevin James and made him unwatchable is a major accomplishment. And why does Ving Rhames go from Marcellus Wallace badass to limp-wristed friend of Dorothy once he comes out of the closet? Being gay doesn't automatically equal being a poofter, y'know.
Also Dan Akroyd's career needs resuscitation.
The Ugly:
I am all for suspension of disbelief. I'll believe that a man can fly, aliens exist, little British kids can do magic and that Kirsten Dunst is supposed to be an actress but I draw the line at being asked to buy Adam Sandler as some sort of chick magnet. You'd think Sandler was C.H.I.P.S-era Erik Estrada the way women were throwing themselves at him.
So all and all I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY gets just 1 Groovy Chick:
The Good:
Jessica Biel is really hot. I mean blazing like the sun hot. Her uncontrollable hotness is the only worthwhile thing about this rancid movie. For anyone thinking about paying to see this dreck let me perform a public service and give you the best part of the film:
The Bad:
How this movie took a really funny guy like Kevin James and made him unwatchable is a major accomplishment. And why does Ving Rhames go from Marcellus Wallace badass to limp-wristed friend of Dorothy once he comes out of the closet? Being gay doesn't automatically equal being a poofter, y'know.
Also Dan Akroyd's career needs resuscitation.
The Ugly:
I am all for suspension of disbelief. I'll believe that a man can fly, aliens exist, little British kids can do magic and that Kirsten Dunst is supposed to be an actress but I draw the line at being asked to buy Adam Sandler as some sort of chick magnet. You'd think Sandler was C.H.I.P.S-era Erik Estrada the way women were throwing themselves at him.
So all and all I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY gets just 1 Groovy Chick:
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