Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

They elect pro wrestlers to high office all the time, I mean all we have is that brief moment of lunacy with Jesse Ventura but in Japan they'll elect a pro wrestler and he'll wear his mask to legislative sessions...its friggin' awesome.
What's even better is when one of those masked, wrestling politicians gets caught up in a scandal like my good buddy The Great Sasuke (real name Masanori Murakawa but don't tell anyone). Seems he's accused of spending public funds to pay for his travel to and from wrestling gigs (yes, Virginia he still wrestles). What did they expect him to do fly coach? He needs to be fully rested in first class accomodations before facing off against guys like the Great Muta.