Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

When I was a wee lad I had a friend who owned a mutt that had all of these hairless patches on his body so of course the kid called his dog "Patches".
My long dormant memories of Patches were brought to the surface after watching a video of former tween rapper Chris "Mac Daddy" Kelly, one half of the backwards dressing duo known as Kriss Kross. Watch the video and see if you can understand why it brought back my childhood memories of a dog named Patches:


Now I am not the kinda guy who will pick on someone who suffers from an illness that is beyond their control and I am sure that having Alopecia is a huge pain in the ass but my sympathetic streak has its limits. And my limit is reached when a person with a condition that causes his hair to fall out makes the grooming decision to rock a hair style that requires a whole heluva lotta hair. So them truncated cornrows on his head were just too damn much for me, ya know?
I mean, really? Cornrows? What the hell, dude?
How the person interviewing him kept from asking him what was up with the hair is beyond me. All of my questions would have involved asking him why he doesn't just shave his head. But I guess smart fashion choices is a bit too much to ask of a fella who still wears his pants backwards.