Cunnilingus And Psychiatry Brought Us To This

I was alright with Gary Coleman selling his old Game Cube (twice!) and I even turned a blind eye to his auctioning off a car that I know he never owned but this latest bit of shameless hawking is too damn much.
This mofo is selling a pair of signed pants! Who the hell is in the market for a pair of signed, child's XL athletic pants from The GAP?
This is ri-gotdamn-diculous!
Wasn't Willis the one with the crack problem? If anyone should be doing dumb shit like this it should be Todd Bridges but you don't see him selling signed cargo pants on ebay.
And he's friggin' ex-convict!
Who'd have thunk that in the contest of "Which DIFF'RENT STROKES Kid is Doing the Worst?" Arnold would be ahead of Willis the crackhead and Kimberly the corpse.
I seriously hope that Mr. Drummond or Mrs Garrett leave this ashy brotha some loot when they die or else we'll likely be seeing Arnold selling his signed underwear before long.