Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Its that time of year again when the Hollywierd elite gather together to kiss each others asses and since I am incapable of ignoring this monstrous display of self-aggrandizing I will give my picks on who will and also who should be taking home the naked gold man with no penis.

BEST PICTURE
Who Will Win:        LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA
Who Should Win:    LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE  

BEST DIRECTOR
Who Will Win:          Clint Eastwood (LETTERS FROM IWO JIMA)
Who Should Win:      Martin Scorsese (THE DEPARTED)

BEST ACTOR
Who Will Win:        Forest Whitaker (THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND)
Who Should Win:    Forest Whitaker (THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND)   

BEST ACTRESS
Who Will Win:          Helen Mirren (THE QUEEN)
Who Should Win:      Judi Dench (NOTES ON A SCANDAL)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Who Will Win:             Eddie Murphy (DREAMGIRLS)
Who Should Win:        Jackie Earle Haley (LITTLE CHILDREN)

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Who Will Win:             Jennifer Hudson (DREAMGIRLS)
Who Should Win:        Rinko Kikuchi (BABEL)     

BEST SONG
Who Will Win:              Our Town (CARS)
Who Should Win:          Love You I Do (DREAMGIRLS)

BEST ANIMATED FILM
Who Will Win:             CARS
Who Should Win:         CARS

BEST DOCUMENTARY FILM
Who Will Win:             AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH
Who Should Win:         JESUS CAMP

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Who Will Win:            PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST
Who Should Win:       SUPERMAN RETURNS

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Who Will Win:             PAN'S LABYRINTH
Who Should Win:         PAN'S LABYRINTH