Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

At least that is my first impression of Matt Smith who will become the star of the Doctor Who next year. So what don't I like exactly? Well his age is number one...I like my Doctor a tad more seasoned than Matty who looks like he should be delivering pizzas not piloting the TARDIS through time. I also don't understand why he has no eyebrows. Did he have a bad accident while playing with his home chemistry set?
My present disapproval means nothing though because I was just as adamant about David Tennant replacing Christopher Eccleston and I ended up being just as big a fan of Tennant's Doctor as I was of Eccleston's.
What I really want is for Donna Noble to come back as The Doctor's companion anyway. That move would be guaranteed to make me stop my fanboy whining very quickly. Catherine Tate was great in that role: