Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Can you believe that? One of the fundamental freedoms this country was founded upon and you can't do it in Chicago.
Bastards.
And if you think thats a goofy law you should check out You Can Get Arrested For That, a website where two guys traveled across the country taking pictures of themselves breaking some of the most ridiculous laws still on the books.
Its funny and informative because the public needs to be made aware that peeling an orange in a Los Angeles hotel room is a crime.