Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

That's the subject matter of the book, MY S&M ROMP WITH ALEC BALDWIN, written by hooker turned author Dessarae Bradford:

She also sued Colin Farrel for sexual harrassment ( you can read her demented ramblings about that HERE) and that's the subject matter of her second book - COLIN FARRELL: A DARK TWISTED PUPPY. You can check out excerpts of this page turner HERE.
She also released a dance tune called amazingly enough, I Fucked Alec Baldwin in His Ass (Colin Farrell is My Bitch). I am desperately trying to get my hands on this song becasue there is no way it could possibly be bad. Hopefully she'll put a link to it on her MySpace page.
This success of Ms Bradford's two tomes has gotten me to thinking about releasing my own book dealing with my harrowing encounter with several celebrities. I just wonder if anyone would be interested in reading my tell all book titled - THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND: GANGRAPED BY THE GOLDEN GIRLS.
That Bea Arthur is a sexual deviant.