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Houston We Have A Problem
Do you remember Houston? He was a mildly successful R&B singer from a few years back who had a hit single called "I Like That" that was even featured in a McDonald's commercial.
He also went nuts in 2005. He tried to jump out of a London hotel window and then gouged out his own eye. He said at the time that the devil made him do it.
Anyhoo, Houston has recently given an interview with fine journalists over at HoodNews detailing why he scooped out his own eye (something to do with thugs and the mafia), why he had to get out of the music business (something about record execs watering down his innate hoodness and making him dress like Michael Jackson) and his current role as an activist (something about stopping all of that ass-raping that goes on in men's penitentiaries).
So to sum up Houston is a crazy mofo with one eye and an odd fixation on male on male prison rape. He sorta sounds like Tom DuBois.
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