Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

So I was perusing a few of the entertainment sites online and I came across a little nugget of a story about Chris Brown and Rihanna taking their tacky reconciliation to its next logical step...namely recording a duet. Now I don't know why but the first thought that came to mind when I read this silliness was this scene from WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT (great movie so if you haven't seen it yet just stop whatever you are doing and rent/download it):



That Ike sure was a sweet talker, wasn't he?
My next thought was what the hell were the pugilistic lovebirds going to sing? If I were Jebus H. Christmas and had the power to control the actions of man, they would most definitely be doing a cover of "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy. It would be a guaranteed hit with the kids plus the video would be killer.