Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Who knew there was an actual scientific name for being afraid of clowns? Alas, my clown phobia doesn't have a name as yet. See I'm not generally afraid of clowns or anything but I do tend to get really weirded out by "Out of Context Clowns".
What is an "Out of Context Clown" you ask? Lucky for you I'm in the mood to explain.
An "out of Context Clown" is a clown that you see in everyday life. I have had the displeasure of having several run ins with OCC's in my lifetime.
Like I once got cut off by two clowns in a silver mercury Cougar that was full of baloons and the entire thing freaked me out. Then there was the time as a kid I was coming home from a friends house and I was taking a shortcut through an alley only to come face to face with a clown sitting on a stack of tires. He was just sitting there smoking a cigarette like he wasn't completely out of place! Imagine how traumatic that is for a little kid.
The universe is set up with certain rules and one of them is that clowns aren't supposed to be walking around in full regalia outside of their natural habitats.
I know some of you may find this to be a completely stupid but just wait till you have a run in with one of these bastards and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Of course there are some clowns that freak me out no matter where I see them like Ouchy, The DJ Sex Clown here:



Thats just wrong on every level imaginable.