Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

A Joey Buttafuoco sex tape has been released. Joey is damned determined to keep his fame clock at 14:59 by doing any and every slimy bit of pseudo-entertainment gig that he manages to get offered. The creepy bastard just won't go away.
Send the kids to their rooms, lock your doors and prepare to never feel sexually aroused ever again in this lifetime:



Y'know what the craziest thing is about this twisted tale? That Amy Fisher (Joey's mistress who once upon a time shot Mrs. Buttafuoco in the face) has her own sex tape out right now and it manages to be even creepier than Joey's.
Amy and her extra sleazy husband have some of the most disgusting sex I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing. Just the awkward sex talk was enough to skeeve me out big time.
Mark my words...before 2008 is over Amy and Joey will bumping uglies (and I do mean uglies) on video for the world to see.
ANd on that day we'll all be crying, SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!