Cunnilingus And Psychiatry Brought Us To This

A woman is on her deathbed, her husband is sitting at her bedside .... The woman's hair is all dried out. Her skin's all white. She's a sunken mess... All of a sudden, she turns to her husband and says, 'Please, honey could you do something for me before I die?' The husband says of course....So the wife asks him to masturbate in front of her and then to ejaculate all over her face like when they used to make love before her illness. Despite being taken aback by the request the husband agrees and starts to jerk off like a madman until he reaches climax and shoots a huge load all over face and head...Suddenly something miraculous happens, the wife's color returns to her face, her hair gets its healthy shine back and she jumps out of bed like there was never anythiing wrong with her...She then notices her husband sitting on the floor crying and asks him "Whats wrong?"
The husband replies, "I could have saved my father!"