Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

I know it's wrong to kick a person when they are down and after the mutilation that the contestants on American Idol performed on her songs last night, Dolly Parton deserves the country's support.
But.
I couldn't help noticing that Dolly has had her faced pulled and yanked so much that she has started to look like a certain deranged clown prince of crime.