Cunnilingus And Psychiatry Brought Us To This

The crazy people.

Miss Fiddy is kicking off her shoes and smearing the Vaseline on her her face in anticipation of  a throw down with Alicia Keys.
Who put the sand in his vagina?

"I don’t like Alicia Keys no more. If she thinks what they consider gangsta music is [made] to bring black people down then I think my shit falls into that category. I don’t like people who don’t like me. I don’t like her then because that’s what provides the life for me.

I think if you ask Ice Cube the same shit, he’ll tell you, “Fuck Alicia Keys” for even saying that. Because the success he’s had as an actor and a businessman, there was no opportunity for that shit without N.W.A. But I don’t think that [her] classical shit is cool. I don’t give a fuck if you can classically play the piano. I haven’t been classically trained, because my upbringing, nobody put me in front of a piano at that time. If they did, I would know how to do it as well as she does. I could learn how to play the piano if I was passionate about it right now.

That’s obviously my perspective evaluating what she does, and I could fucking care less about the shit. So she don’t like the music that embodies the harsh realities because they’re not her realities. She hasn’t been subjected to the same things"

Man, it amazes me just how bitchy 50 Cent can be sometimes.

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They look like bad CGI effects.
And when did Neve turn into the butch featured dancer at a lesbian strip club?

On My 1 and 2, DIFF'RENT STROKES star Gary Coleman and his young bride will be on DIVORCE COURT in a bid to save their seven month old marriage.
And this is a marriage that needs saving. Despite being married for seven months the couple have yet to bump uglies and Mrs. Coleman has said in interviews that Gary is abusive and prone to fits of anger.
I don't know what I want to see more...video of the Coleman's long awaited honeymoon or little Arnold going apeshit on his wife.
Set your TiVos and DVR's people!

    So Barack Obama has finally chucked Rev. Jeremiah Wright completely under the bus and backed over him
for good measure. That is all well and good even if it is a smidge too late. I was advocating totally shafting The Rev immediately after the initial brouhaha in March but I understood the motivation behind Obama taking a softer approach. It was obvious that Obama didn't want to test the strength of his support among black folks by denouncing his pastor who just so happened to be spouting some ideas that a good number of black people agree with. The gamble he was taking by going soft was that he could possibly lose ground among white voters and Ohio, Texas and Pennsylvania eventually showed us that was indeed the case.
    So now with Obama being on shaky ground with a siazable portion of white Dem voters he is making a move that he hopes will help him win that group over.
    This does lead me to believe that he doubts that black voters will care that he is completely renouncing Wright and his views and that he has their votes locked up from now until the end of this race. I would caution him against being too confident thouhg. When the Wright controversy first started a lot of black people looked at The Rev's comments as being full of ideas that they share and to see Obama do a complete 180 on Wright and his preachings could cause some black voters to turn away from Obama.
    There are a few things that Obama said today that kinda irks me though. First was his statement that, "The person that I saw yesterday was not the person that I had come to know over 20 years." Sorry but how can you be as close to a guy as Obama was to Wright and not know what type of person he is? Calls into question that whole judgment thing as far as I'm concerned.
    Secondly I am curious to know what the hell Wright said or did that was so wild yesterday that has caused Obama to take this step? When the tapes came out Obama went on and on about how Wright's comments were taken out of context yet all of a sudden something was said by Wright that broke the camel's back so to speak?     I'm not buying it.
    I think what really happened is that Wright's repeated comments about Obama's reaction to the controversial video tapes being just the actions of a run of the mill politician royally pissed off the Obama camp. That assessment from Obama's "uncle" flies in the face of his whole campaign message at a time when things aren't going nearly as well as Obama hoped they would be going just two short months ago.
    Truth hurts sometimes I guess.
    I am curious as to what happens to Grandma Obama now, though.

I don't even know where to start with this foolishness.
"Let me smell yo' dick?"
Is that what its come to...making songs about smelling dude's penises?
And how much did they spend on this video? $175.98? This is some seriously low-budget shit from the cheap ass strip club set right on down to the generic brand bleach that the chicken-head uses to ruin Chubb Rock's clothes.


I do have to admit that I chuckled at the "dirty foot bitches" line but that doesn't make this ignorant shit right with Yahweh.
And you just know all the 10 year old girls in the hood are going to be running around all summer singing this hook.
This video gets a mega side-eye courtesy of the Queen of Beards Terry McMillan:

Will Barack be a little bit bitter? Will Hillary have to duck sniper fire on her way into the Kimmel Center? Will the moderators ask really stupid questions like those jerkwads on NBC did during the last debate? When will this damn election season finally be over?!?!?



Man, I love that picture of Hillary about to take a swig of booze. Can't you just hear the people in the bar going, "Chug! Chug! Chug!"?

And it is all thanks to sharpeworld's YouTube channel.
This guy or gal has amassed an awe inspiring collection of video from some 80's cable access talent show called STAIRWAY TO STARDOM and finally my life is complete.
How I ever was able to muddle through life before gazing upon the amazing talents of people like Michelle Lutlovich (a true dance machine), Precious Taft (a powerhouse actress) and Reason To Live (a Temptations-esque group comprised of what looks like a collection of drunken uncles from various family reunions) is a mystery to me but now that I've found them...oh happy day!



In the immortal words of STAIRWAY host Frank Masi, "That was beautiful, Precious."

Say it out loud a few times and tell me that you don't giggle uncontrollably.
Li Bing Bing.
Li Bing Bing.
Li Bing Bing.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
Anyhoo, Li Bing Bing is a Chinese actress who co-stars in the new Jackie Chan/Jet Li movie, THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM. In the movie she plays the white haired assassin, Ni Chang and she kicks mucho ass.

Because comedian Steve Harvey and his burly bodyguard are up to shenanigans that could possibly set the cause of black folks back a hundred years.
I don't know what exactly is going on in these pictures but its definitely not right.



You got some 'splaining to do, Mr. Hightower!

I know it's wrong to kick a person when they are down and after the mutilation that the contestants on American Idol performed on her songs last night, Dolly Parton deserves the country's support.
But.
I couldn't help noticing that Dolly has had her faced pulled and yanked so much that she has started to look like a certain deranged clown prince of crime.

I have been visiting the wrong churches because none of the preachers I've ever seen can hold a candle to Pastor David Manning when it comes to pure entertainment value.
This is a funny ass mofo.
OBAMA!!

This week brings the return of two of science fiction television's best shows...BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and DOCTOR WHO.

April 4th sees BSG begin its fourth and final season. As a fan I am saddened to see the ending of the best political drama with religious undertones that just happens to be set in space and feature killer robots.
 But I am also extremely amped up to see what great television this show is going to produce this season and to see how many of my questions will be answered.
How is Starbuck alive? Is she the last Cylon? If not her than who? Will the colonists find Earth? Will Pres. Roslin be alive to see it?

Saturday is the return of the good Doctor for his fourth season (or series as the Brits call 'em) and he's got a new companion in Donna. Now I am a bit peeved that Martha Jones isn't riding in the Tardis this season but I am willing to gie Donna a chance as long as she isn't as shrieky as she was in the Runaway Bride special from a few Christmas's ago. Aside from a new companion this season is looking to be really cool with the return of not just one but three (four if you count Capt. Jack from TORCHWOOD) of the Doctor's former companions when Martha, Sarah Jane Smith and Rose Tyler all come back for the final arc of this season which should be a humdinger. There are even rumors that an entire episode will focus on just the past and present companions as they work together to save the Doctor.

This is the start of pure geek nirvana for me.

This post approved by Simon Birch, Soccer Goalie.

Who'd a thunk it?
She also has dwarf head but hey, nobody is perfect.



For the uninformed Mena Suvari starred in AMERICAN BEAUTY (she was the chick covered in flowers), AMERICAN PIE (she was the chick who was a virgin) and the soon to be released DAY OF THE DEAD remake (which is a huge load of crap, I advise everyone to avoid it like the plague).

Massive Pwnage!!!

Researchers in the UK are applying for permission to start mixing human and cow DNA for stem cell research.
This is gonna be so awesome!
I can't wait until the cow people rise up in rebellion against the mad scientists who gave them life